I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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