my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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