His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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