i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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