her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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