We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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