ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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