Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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