He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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