He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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