do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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