We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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