I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
