Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You took a bar mat shot.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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