White coat. Heels.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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