Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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