If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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