Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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