love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
God, I missed his penis.
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