We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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