Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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