I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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