I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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