i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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