Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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