Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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