She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year