The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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