I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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