I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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