I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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