put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How drunk are you?
Completed.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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