I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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