I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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