Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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