i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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