do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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