the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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