I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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