Whod you bang
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You are the jesus of drinking
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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