I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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