You really coming over, don't trick.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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