The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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