Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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