WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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