This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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