Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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