so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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