Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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