There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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