she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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