i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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