I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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