It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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