Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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