i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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