There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Randomize
