Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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