Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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