the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
