Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Umm I'm too high to move.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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